gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via ugaf)

crydaisy:

kinda wanna get drunk and kiss cute girls
kinda wanna get high and kiss cute boys
kinda wanna nap with my dog

(via saltyysoul)

"Let’s continue this conversation in bed,” she whispered, “my legs can’t wait to hear what your hands have to say."

"

I’ve been thinking of you
often.

i. How I was on fire with you
and cared less who burnt for it.
ii. How even your half asleep hands
knew me better than my own did.
iii. How you put your own little
hurricane in each of my organs.
iv. How my days before you were a verse
and with you came the chorus.
v. How I would lose myself often,
on your lips like a forest.
vi. How my hours were moons
caught in your orbit.
vii. How I needed you like air–
urgent and essentially

but sadly

even air

must be

exhaled eventually.

"

Beau Taplin, "To my lost valentine."  (via afadthatlastsforever)

(via netflixandbongrips)

"I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure."

in a nutshell (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: lovel-ylesbian, via netflixandbongrips)